I love bottlenose dolphins!
It’s too bad thousands of them drown in fishing nets every year! :(
All proceeds from the Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance will go to World Wildlife Fund initiatives to help encourage the use of selective fishing gear and protect valuable marine life.
So, wendy.. Stan and I will be helping you with the dance…
perhaps you should hire someone for security… or we’re really gonna have some bit of troubles with this “Professor Chaos”
Sounds like a plan… maybe Butters would be willing to help out on security?
I sort of don’t think so… he’s grounded, remember?… how about we try to find mysterion?…
Mysterion is just so… mysterious. We’d never find him. Hey, Cartman’s supposed to be in detention for trying to exterminate the Jews last week - why don’t we just make him do it?
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So, wendy.. Stan and I will be helping you with the dance…
perhaps you should hire someone for security… or we’re really gonna have some bit of troubles with this “Professor Chaos”
Sounds like a plan… maybe Butters would be willing to help out on security?
(Source: fromnowonillreadipromise)
I’d be happy to help you with that… but if, God forbids it, cartman is saying the truth then who on earth did that?… was there just swastikas or ther was anything else that could be used as a hint to find the culprit?
You know, come to think…
ahhhg! ahm… wendy, I really really hate to say this, but.. ahg! damn it! Cartman is innocent… the culprit is… the culprit is Dr. Chaos..
Now they know of my plans to hault the dance! Oh those dances, how awful they are! All the girls laugh at me! And make fun of me! But soon there will be no dance! And the world will know the name PROFESSOR CHAOS!!!
Is this a joke?
Because it’s not funny. It’s. Not. Funny.
Do you know how many innocent trees died to bring you those streamers? How many tonnes of carbon were emitted into our fragile atmosphere in the creation of those balloons? Now, I have to go buy an entire extra set of decorations and contribute further to the slaughter of the planet and it’s all because you just had to have your little joke.
Eric Theodore Cartman, I will put your fat ass in a rocket and shoot you into the centre of the sun, so help me God.
I’d be happy to help you with that… but if, God forbids it, cartman is saying the truth then who on earth did that?… was there just swastikas or ther was anything else that could be used as a hint to find the culprit?
You know, come to think of it, I did see some kid in a tin-foil hat lurking near the supply closet…
But no, it was probably Cartman. And by probably, I mean definitely. And by definitely, I mean I’m going to shove my fist down his throat and make him eat his underwear.
Hey, Wendy, howsa ‘bout yew get your goddamn thong out of that little bunch you’ve managed to tie up, because I didn’t do shit! Like I said previously, if I did it, I’d announce to the fucking world that I did it with a smile on my face.
How about you yank your underwear out of your throat and own up to it?
Or at least I.D. us that mysterious kid in the tinfoil hat.
Eric Theodore Cartman, I will put your fat ass in a rocket and shoot you into the centre of the sun, so help me God.
I’d be happy to help you with that… but if, God forbids it, cartman is saying the truth then who on earth did that?… was there just swastikas or ther was anything else that could be used as a hint to find the culprit?
You know, come to think of it, I did see some kid in a tin-foil hat lurking near the supply closet…
But no, it was probably Cartman. And by probably, I mean definitely. And by definitely, I mean I’m going to shove my fist down his throat and make him eat his underwear.
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Wendy Testaburger’s Resume, Part One:
- South Park Community Ambassador
- Art Club Coordinator
- Business Club President
- Yearbook Editor
- Debate Team Captain
- Class President
- Library Assistant
- Guinea-Bissau, Model United Nations
- Lead Soprano, South Park Chamber Choir
- Social Responsibility Club President
- Editor of and reporter for the South Park Sun
- Captain of Badminton, Basketball, Cross-Country, Field Hockey, Rowing, Soccer, Tennis, Track & Field, and Volleyball teams
More later.
thecultofcartman replied to your post: butters, please, for your own sake, learn from my mistakes and DON’T LISTEN a F*CK of what that fat-ass says…
Wow, don’t listen to Kahl, Butters. He’s just butt-hurt… and Jewish
Yeah! He’s Jewish!
…
Goddamn jews.
Butters, Judaism is a beautiful faith with a rich history, and the Jewish people are a marginalized group affected deeply by the senseless anti-Semitism that runs rampant in our society. To suggest that Kyle’s Jewish heritage makes him as a person somehow less worthy - well, frankly, Butters, I’m shocked. Cartman is getting to you.
greets to the newcomers! Tweek and Wendy
tweek, relax.. everything will be fine
Wendy, Still need people to help with the memorial dance?
has anyone had news of kenny?
Yes, Kyle, as a matter of fact, we’re in need of a few people to help out with decorations since somebody decided it would be “funny” to steal all the streamers and replace them with swastikas.
(Source: fromnowonillreadipromise)
